I’m cohosting the inaugural Brooklyn Eyelympics tonight, a tournament-style staring contest with live commentary from the sports desk of local drag queens Misty Meaner & Mocha Lite.

7pm in the City Reliquary backyard $15 at the door Free for Reliquary members Competitor signup ends at at 7:30pm.

All are welcome to compete. Bribery of referees will be overlooked.

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Secondly, this email serves as your fortnight-long countdown to **The Museum of Jacob Ford (my birthday) on June 25, 6pm until whenever.

It will feature live music by Fripp and a linguistic seminar by Nathan Repasz.

Music from Venatrix’s iPod Classic and whatever vinyls or instruments you bring.

Tickets: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-museum-of-jacob-ford-tickets-154852214141