I’m cohosting the inaugural Brooklyn Eyelympics tonight, a tournament-style staring contest with live commentary from the sports desk of local drag queens Misty Meaner & Mocha Lite.

7pm in the City Reliquary backyard $15 at the door Free for Reliquary members Competitor signup ends at at 7:30pm.

All are welcome to compete. Bribery of referees will be overlooked.

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On Friday, June 25, Jacob Ford will celebrate his 27th birthday at The City Reliquary in Brooklyn, New York.

You are invited.

The theme is The Museum of Jacob Ford.

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Right now I’m trying to save a tiny museum.